李陽瘋狂英語演講詞
李陽瘋狂英語演講詞篇1
Dear Mom and Dad：
I love you! I love you so much! I love you with all my heart! This letter to you is to tell you my true feelings from the bottom of my heart
Thank you so much for bringing me up! Thank you so much for raising me. I know how hard you've worked during the past years. I can imagine how many difficulties and obstacles you've conquered. I can imagine all the problems you have faced and all the sweat and tears you have shed to make my life better. I can fully understand what a huge responsibility it is to raise a child. You've been very patient with me. You've encouraged me and you've helped me. You've tried your hardest to give me the best things in life. You've made a lot of sacrifices and many difficult choices. I also know that you have great expectations of me. You want me to be very successful and happy. You want me to be the best person I can be. You want me to do great things with my life. You want me to make the world a better place. I know you have so many hopes and dreams for my future.
Today I want to tell you something extremely important.
Today I want to tell you don't need to worry about me any more. I'm grown up! I will be responsible for my life and for my future. I will study very hard . I will exercise every day to keep fit. I will read English every morning and night I will make the best use of every spare minute. I will be happy, confident, positive, and energetic every day! I will develop good habits and use them to constantly improve myself. I will never do anything that would harm my mind. I will never do anything that would make you fell disappointed or ashamed. I will learn as much as I can and become smarter and stronger every day. I have learned by watching you that the best way to reach my goals is to work hard and never give up. You're my best role models. You set a great example for me.
I have so many great dreams I know that realizing all these dreams takes a lot of time and effort. But don't worry about me. I have strong confidence in myself. I know if I keep trying, keep working hard, and keep dreaming. I will definitely realize all my dreams. I will be somebody special .But I will not only care about myself. I will contribute to my school, my hometown and my country. I will use all my abilities and talents to help my family and my country have a glorious future. will make a difference in this world.
Dear Mom and Dad, you'll be proud of me! You will see great results from all your hard work and sacrifice. Thank you very much for your continued support! Thank you very much for your patience, love and understanding. I love you! I'm very proud of you!
Exercise every day to keep healthy! Enjoy life every day and stay happy! My only hope for you both to enjoy continued health and happiness. You brought me into this world to share your life. I will do my best to make sure each day of it is filled with joy and pride. Mom and Dad, you are the best parents in the world! I don't know what I would have done without you.
翻譯：
親愛的媽媽和爸爸：
我愛你!我如此愛你!我愛你我的心!這封信給你是為了告訴你我心底的真實感受
感謝你帶我!感謝你撫養(yǎng)我。我知道你多么努力工作在過去的年。我可以想象你已經(jīng)征服了多少困難和障礙。我可以想象你面臨的所有問題,你所有的汗水和淚水,讓我的生活更美好。我可以完全理解撫養(yǎng)一個孩子是一個巨大的責(zé)任。你一直對我很耐心。你鼓勵我和幫助我。你試過你最大的努力,給我生命中最好的東西。你已經(jīng)做出了很多犧牲和許多艱難的抉擇。我也知道你有我的遠(yuǎn)大前程。你想讓我非常成功和快樂。你想讓我成為最好的人。你想讓我做偉大的事情和我的生活。你想讓我讓世界變得更美好。我知道你有這么多的希望和夢想,我的未來。
今天我想告訴你一件事非常重要的。
今天我想告訴你不需要為我擔(dān)心。我長大了!我將會負(fù)責(zé)我的生活和我的未來。我將非常努力學(xué)習(xí)。我將每天鍛煉來保持健康。我將每天早上讀英語,晚上我將充分利用空閑的每一分鐘。我會很快樂,自信,積極,充滿活力的每一天!我要養(yǎng)成良好的習(xí)慣和使用它們來不斷提高自己。我永遠(yuǎn)不會做任何傷害我的心靈。我永遠(yuǎn)不會做任何會讓你失望或羞愧。我將盡我所能學(xué)習(xí),每天變得更聰明更強大。我學(xué)會了通過觀察你達(dá)到我的目標(biāo)的最好方法是努力工作,永不放棄。你是我最好的榜樣。你為我樹立了榜樣。
我有很多偉大的夢想我知道實現(xiàn)這些夢想需要很多的時間和精力。但不要擔(dān)心我。我對自己有強烈的信心。我知道如果我繼續(xù)努力,繼續(xù)努力,繼續(xù)做夢吧。我一定會實現(xiàn)我所有的夢想。我將一個人特別。但是我不會只關(guān)心自己。我將為我的學(xué)校,我的家鄉(xiāng)和我的國家。我將用我所有的能力和才干來幫助我的家人和我的國家有一個輝煌的未來。將改變世界。
親愛的媽媽和爸爸,你會以我為榮!你會看到你所有的努力和犧牲的結(jié)果。非常感謝你的繼續(xù)支持!非常感謝你的耐心,愛和理解。我愛你!我很為你驕傲!
每天鍛煉保持健康!享受生活每一天,保持快樂!我對你的唯一的希望繼續(xù)享受健康和幸福。你帶我到這個世界來分享你的生活。我將盡力確保每一天都是充滿了喜悅和驕傲。爸爸媽媽,你是世界上最好的父母!我不知道沒有你我該怎么辦。
李陽瘋狂英語演講詞篇2
The first part of the present situation of the Chinese people to learn English
Although China has four hundred and fifty million people once learned or are learning English, more than americans of the population, but only a few real people can communicate in English. Chinese industriously English ten years, pay a lot of time, money, and effort, but the result was deaf English, half English.
The Chinese have an interesting phenomenon is studied English for ten years doesn't even have to say hello, a meeting or: how are you, fine, thank you, and you, I 'm fine with thank you bye bye!!!!!! If foreigners did not say the and fault to you Chinese to foreigners, you are wrong. I say you the foreigner comrade ah, how don't you say and you ah, you don't say and you down I can't say, you only say and you I can say I 'm fine too!! Why do we say "hello" is the same across the country, because we are using the same materials, we have no choice, retarded together retarded. When it comes to say "hello", Chinese or Japanese is better than that everyone heard the story of the monk pleased lang, Japan's prime minister, Japan's prime minister, monk pleased lang is going to visit to the United States, Japan's taught him English expert, how are you, how are you, fine, thank you, monk pleased lang didn't remember, but the sight of the Clinton just blurt out: who are you? Clinton ate a surprised, thought the Japanese people's sense of humor, he said: my husband for larry west, monk xi lang said: me too!!!!!
The Japanese speak English is the most bad, thank you very much! Don't say...
Every year there are millions of Chinese college graduates
Passed the country's four, six levels of tests, said China's college students, English is passed in my life, get the level 4 cet certificate, they have to find A job in A foreign capital enterprise, an enter A door, A foreigner asked him how he's English, they will say, my English is very good, this is my certificate iv, this is my cet certificate, foreigners and said, "don't let me see the certificate, the two sentences is good, you told me" we college students will say, don't let me speak English, you give me two of the most difficult choice, I do my choice, I promise I can choose the right, I'm good at using the elimination method A is wrong, don't know right C B seems wrong, D is wrong, A happy choice B, this is called self-delusion. Then the foreigner said, get out of here, you can leave, the next one. Will only choice of the one who is, will eventually be eliminated by the society. Do other choice is the most terrible: there are five word in the sentence I can't read, there are three words that mean all don't know, but I can choose to, because in front of the to, that is a sign of verb infinitive, later must base verbs!! Behind or front is had better, must be with base verbs, tube what is in front of it. When is the most exciting, Chinese students heard that is often examination questions, isn't it, good excited, teacher, for a few more. We think of it, in this system made students to cope with the brutal competition in the 21st century, NO!!!!!!
Said China's college students, then our children more about China.
Children very happy. Now he began to learn English from the age of four, after five years of hard study, spent thousands of dollars or not, basically can speak two words banana, apple this year when I was in dalian in the training, have a parent with a 9 years old children to consultation, the child's mother saw me, she encouraged him, quickly to zhang hui the teacher say a few words, the boy ran to the front of me, said to me: teacher zhang hui, what 's your name? If this is a bit like retarded rehabilitation: zhang hui, what this is, this is a book. I asked what he would, he said: I 'm a boy. Is there such a mental derangement, I seem to be a man is actually a woman. Teach English this pattern of our country, the best student, last come here, Let's have a talk, what 's that? Then students will say: the teacher, I think, it 's a desk, the teacher will say: no, it's not a desk, it' s a chair.. if our teacher is teaching English like this, it is really too ridiculous.
About our college students, primary school students, we'll talk about our poor adults.
We adults, graduated from college, mix a few years in society, feel the 21st century is coming, China joined the WTO, Beijing's bid is successful, also don't learn English we are not able to catch the trend, so he bought a lot of books, but are basically the same, looked at the first, listen to the first class, listen to the first set, learn the new concept of learning... finally seemed to go back to their hometown, learned a set of a set of again, don't learn sorry myself, learned and don't know the result. Then declared: * * *, English difficult to learn, not learn, I didn't learn English. You ask, what is their best, they would say, "what 's your name!!!!!"
The second part of why Chinese learn English well
First is the Chinese face saving too much, the Chinese learning the most afraid of losing face, see a foreigner in the street one day, wish I could have a foreign word, but two legs is not to go forward, if I say wrong what, foreigners will laugh at me, I'm wrong, that's not very ashamed, embarrassed. Say I'm ugly, and not gentleness, foreigners will not give I say ah. But at this point I want to tell you, you ugly is the best, you ugly is the most hopeful again. Learning English do not need to face, sister bold move forward, learning English can't like a timid roses, as the saying goes "invincible" kicking skin,. I would like to make a mistake, like shame, where many where I go into shame, remember my class classmate say if I was a little abnormal condition, I will say: I like my style, so what? You must love to make a mistake, go make a mistake, the mistake one day ahead of the end.
Second, the Chinese learning English has too many complaints. Some people say I foundation is bad, my poor memory. I don't have language talent. Whether must have talent to learn English well, whether must have talent to learn English just as well, I'm a simple example. Just like driving a car, like swimming, like to play the piano, if you want to be a swimmer, should do should be desperately trying to jump into the swimming pool to swim. How do Chinese people, Chinese people go to the bookstore to buy a lot of books about swimming how to swim, then go to attend the training course, laboured at 10 years received a doctorate in swimming, and full of confidence into the Yangtze river, jump without a result, finally even couldn't find a corpse, jump died, there is a story, a swimming coach with fifty a class of students, learning to practice swimming, every class is the coach will jump down go to, mostly in next to notes, the teacher swim very well, the teacher swim while said, remember well, the difference between the left and right, remember to pay attention to take a breath, teacher for air turned out to be the way it is, the teacher is really great, this like don't like our class, the students turn to page 2, the second page is about enjoy doing STH, ask sb to do STH, tell sb to do STH, prevent sb from doing STH. Th.
Again, The Chinese learning methods is wrong, The Chinese misdirected their energy! The wisdom of the Chinese people are waste in "boring grammar analysis", "boring word memory", "self-deception intensive reading of the text analysis" and "weak-minded hook with loops of practice and test"!
Best Chinese grammar, professor is more than that of the United States, but our English level even in the United States are less than five years old child, do you think we can start to learn to shout dad, mom, uncle, aunt good-bye, whether our parents say that children father, mother, uncle, aunt has is the subject, goodbye is the predicate. Foreigners is the most terrible back said, damn it, shut up, get out of my face now. Foreigners to scold you, you do not know, ah, the foreigner in the praise me. You want to return to scold the foreigners, also don't know with yao tenses.
China also like to complain about your vocabulary is not enough, always learn bad myself down to his English vocabulary is not enough, his words are few, in fact, this is an interesting thing, you want to five children in the United States vocabulary words with Chinese college students, there is absolutely no of, but not China's university foreign five-year-old kid said good, why? Because you don't have enough practice, rather than your vocabulary is not enough. At this stage, some classmates said if we do not remember the words, not like that, we are opposed to memorize words in isolation, because the human brain is not a computer, a lot of remember can also forget a lot of, that should be how to remember, we should use a sentence to remember, for example: on our textbooks: I 'm & a for a temporary job, so that I can save up some money to go'll. If you do you speak this sentence, also can't remember the word temporary, that I want to tell you, you can go home, you moron. Another method of our memory word mnemonic system and dictation, screening method, behind me. Also said the homecoming, my memory is very good, I will remember a lot of words, but I just can't speak English, but I would say, those words are dead, you will soon forget, besides, you can't see a foreigner, he said, the sky, people, legs, desk!!!!!
When we are learning the text is also quite good play, the classmates, we are now beginning to learn the text, the students attention, let's speak words, text again, finally speaking practice, it is restricted attributive clause, which is the subject, the predicate, this is the object complement. These deceived deceives the text analysis, in fact, those who teach English sometimes don't understand myself. As a result, we learn reading of the text into a sweat, but time-consuming to crop failures, and finally became less and less Chinese people can speak English, who can teach English more and more.
Chinese people love to do multiple choice, understand look not to know it doesn't matter, I can choose the right all the same. And good at using elimination method, deduction. To do this is very terrible. Such as choice when you do, there are four answers, we put in 75% of the time to review the wrong answer, 25% of the time looking at the correct answer. The result to leave the classroom at home and have no time to consolidate the right answer. I asked you a simple question your mother from the training, you grow up to have said, children, the correct way of saying so, another mother teach you three mistakes again.
We is great fun, from morning till night all day looking at who is wrong, is a bit off an impressive, row off an impression and remember our errors. Again a little drained a and remember, is not correct. We say again to read, read the topic, we actually do is commonly, arrogant and addled, don't know why, so few people really read the topic we can know, so we often say that reading is right, in a daze hearing is in extreme fear at right.
The third part of the Chinese should be how to learn English
So we Chinese people how to learn English, some students said that as soon as I learn English I have a headache, arm pain, leg pain, it must have a problem, learn English should have a headache, so have a headache to use, did not use eye pain, ear pain useless, mouth pain is useful, English is spoken, not written, not to learn, not seen, read are deceptive, understand is deceiving, only yourself. Say it is the state of language lies in two words, that is "blurted out," if you can't blurt out, doing that to learn English, a meet, you, you is, you am, you are!
Language is the easiest thing in the world originally, language should belong to the working people, language is the most don't need talent, language would have been the basic skills of the working people, but the Chinese to learn English is such a simple thing to complicated. Artificially divides into the English learning spoken English, listening comprehension, grammar, words, fast reading, slow reading, writing, etc., do you think of my grandma had not learned that say fluent Chinese, and we are learning English these aspects, but in the end we still don't see too much hope.
So at this point you should understand this truth, English is not learn not to come out, just like reading ten books about swimming so also can't swim. Is swim, is playing the piano, the car is, the language is, only if you can blurt out, only the forging mouth you truly learn the language.
Another object of learning should not be isolated pronunciation, words, grammar, and should be a sentence!!!!! Because people and people is the most basic unit is a sentence, master pronunciation is authentic in the sentence, to master the words in the sentence is the living word, the sentence to master the grammar of the syntax is useful. Once the sentence centered, everything becomes very simple nature. In the end, but learning English is three words: say the sentence.
Is that you now just to join the ranks of learning English, even if you now just decided to return to give up English for a long time, you are the most promising! A firm failed to resolve. There is only so you just have to succeed! The pot of water never open!!!!! Toughen Toughen your body, your mind. (strained, suffering the mental) There is no substitute for hard work. (There is no substitute for hard work.
Want to use the correct method of study, anyone can learn English well! Don't complain about bad memory, because you is not good, others is not good; Don't complain about their busy, busy people of the most efficient time! As long as you can spare spare time, learn a few sentences every day, so you can be successful! Li Yang fool can learn English well, so as a smart you can't learn English well? Although conquer English journey very hard, but the long pain rather short pain, rather than the old cow pull broken car cut the Gordian knot. Don't complain about their bad foundation don't complain about their poor memory or no language talent, as long as you can speak Chinese, you can blurt out English, always believe that you are unique, you are the best, you are the most promising.
How to break through the pronunciation
The pronunciation is that our country need not I said. , there are more than 30 provinces in our country, every province still has a lot of the city, according to incomplete statistics, China's three or accent, we think, learning English for ten years, unexpectedly pronunciation did not pass, if you think about it, you always grow up to ten years old, your mandarin pronunciation just didn't pass, what would your mother say, me, I good hard luck, my weak-minded child. Everyone to reflect on, even the pronunciation are not pass, we also learn what English, pronunciation is not pass, oral English is not pass, oral English is not pass, your hearing will never pass, because you speak chinglish. A listen to the tape of band 4 and band 6, how to speak and I -- I don't like cold weather to hot weather. The Chinese found a to the English corner, listening is very good, what 's your name? My name is zhanghui, do you like English I like it very much, how do I listen to understand.
Well, listening can breakthrough, speaking to also do not break, what reason, there is the pronunciation did not pass, as we all know, asians and westerners pronunciation habits is different, the Chinese is to use your mouth to speak, and westerners are in abdominal cavity, the chest, laryngeal cavity, oral cavity and five cavity and cavity. For example, zhang hui, what are you doing, americans talk, hello, you welcome to China. I hope you enjoy your staying here. That sounds like a word a word... How is this a few words, and our teacher, our teacher is: sit down both please, stand up both please, good morning to the teacher!! The Chinese speech is to use the mouth to say, like, do you like English, English is important, I think learning English is about the Chinese is from your mouth to speak English the first half of the negative, while the americans in the abdominal cavity, thoracic cavity, laryngeal cavity, oral cavity, and calculate the cavity, cavity with five. For example: I have had & forward to meeting you I 've heard so much about you!! . So when you speak English your classmates don't understand, you will succeed.. the Japanese are very polite, a speech bow, if speak their bow, and showed the nation is very polite, can be done if only speak English, such as what 's your name? How you doing? Like a pig. I'm joking, americans speak Chinese is very difficult, I come to China for three years, I like Shanghai, Shanghai is a very good city. Americans are talking here, for example, how are you? Have you eaten yet?
翻譯：
第一部分 中國人學(xué)習(xí)英語的現(xiàn)狀
雖然中國有四億五千萬人曾經(jīng)學(xué)過或正在學(xué)習(xí)英語，比美國人的人口還要多，但真正能用英語交流的人卻寥寥無幾。中國人辛勤耕耘英語十來年，付出了大量的時間，金錢，和精力，但結(jié)果還是聾啞英語，半吊子英語。
中國人有一個有趣的現(xiàn)象是學(xué)了十來年英語連打招呼都沒有過關(guān)，一見面還是： how are you ,fine ，thank you ,and you, I’m fine too, thank you bye bye !!!如果外國人沒有說and you 中國人就會給外國人挑毛病，你錯了.我說你那個外國人同志啊，你怎么不說and you 啊，你不說and you 我就沒有辦法向下說啊，你只有說and you 我才能說I’m fine too!!為什么我們?nèi)珖蛘泻舳际且粯樱?因為我們使用是同一個教材，我們沒有選擇，要弱智大家一起弱智。講到打招呼，中國人還是比日本人好一點，大家都聽說過日本首相僧喜朗的故事吧，日本首相僧喜朗將要去美國訪問，日本的英語專家就教他，how are you , how are you , fine ,thank you, 但是僧喜郎還是沒有記住，一見到克林頓，就脫口而出：who are you ?克林頓吃了一驚，心想日本人還挺有幽默感的，就說：我是西拉里的丈夫，僧喜郎就說：me too!!
日本人講的英語是最難聽的，thank you very much!都不會說。。。。。。
每年中國人有上百萬大學(xué)畢業(yè)生
通過了國家的四級，六級考試，中國的大學(xué)生說：我這輩子英語算過關(guān)了，拿到了四級六級證書，他們到外資企業(yè)找工作，一進門，外國人問他的英語怎么樣，他們就會說，我的英語很好，這是我的四級證書，這是我的六級證書，外國人就說，“不要讓我看證書，你給我講兩句好不好，”我們的大學(xué)生就會說，不讓我說英語，你給我兩道最難的選擇題吧，我做選擇題很厲害，我保證能選對，我也最擅長用淘汰法A不對，B不知對不對C好象不對，D不對，一高興就選擇B，這叫自欺欺人.然后那個外國人就說，get out of here,你可以離開了，下一個.只會做選擇題的人終將被社會所淘汰。另外做選擇題最可怕是：一句話里有五個單詞我不會讀，有三個單詞意思都不懂，但是我能選對，因為前面有個to，那是動詞不定式的標(biāo)志，后面一定要跟動詞原形!!或者是前面是had better，后面一定跟動詞原形，管它前面是什么。中國學(xué)生什么時候最激動，一聽說是�？碱}的時候，是不是，好激動啊，老師，多給幾個。我們想一想，用這樣的體系培養(yǎng)出來的學(xué)生能應(yīng)付21世紀(jì)殘酷的商業(yè)競爭嗎， NO!!!
說過中國的大學(xué)生，那么我們再講講中國的小孩子。
現(xiàn)在小孩子很幸福.從四歲就開始學(xué)英語，辛苦學(xué)了五年，花了幾千塊錢還是不行，基本上就會講兩個單詞banana ,apple 今年我在大連培訓(xùn)里的時候，有一位家長帶一個9歲的小孩來咨詢,這個孩子的媽媽一見到我，她就鼓勵他：快給張輝老師說幾句，這個小孩就跑到我的面前，對我說：張輝老師，what’s your name?這是不是有點象弱智恢復(fù)訓(xùn)練：張輝，這是甚么，這是書吧。我問他還會甚么，他就說：I’m a boy.有沒有這樣的神經(jīng)病，我看起來是男的實際上是女的。我們國家教英語這個句型教的最好了,student ,come here, Let’s have a talk, what’s that ?然后學(xué)生就會說：teacher, I think, it’s a desk,老師會說：no ,It’s not a desk, it’s a chair..如果我們的老師都是這樣教英文，那真的是太荒唐了。
講過我們的大學(xué)生，小學(xué)生，那我們再講講我們可憐的成年人.
我們的成年人，大學(xué)畢業(yè)以后，在社會上混了幾年，感到21世紀(jì)也來臨了，中國也加入了WTO，北京申奧也成功了，不學(xué)英語就趕不上潮流了，于是就買了很多的書，但基本上都是一樣的，看了第一本，聽了第一課，磁帶聽了第一盤，學(xué)了新概念，學(xué).......最后又好象走回了老家，學(xué)完了一套又一套，不學(xué)對不起自己，學(xué)了又不知道結(jié)果如何.然后宣稱：***，英語太難學(xué)，不學(xué)了，我不是學(xué)英語的料.你問他們最拿手的是什么，他們就會說，“what’s your name ,!!”
第二部分 中國人為什么學(xué)不好英語
首先是中國人太愛面子了，中國人學(xué)習(xí)最怕丟臉，有一天在大街上看到外國人，心想我能外國說兩句就好了，可是兩條腿就是不向前去，我要是說錯了怎么辦，外國人會不會笑話我啊，我說錯了，那不是很丟人啊，那么多難堪啊。再說我很丑，又不溫柔，外國人會不會給我說啊�？墒谴藭r我要告訴你，你再丑也是最棒的，你再丑也是最有希望的。學(xué)習(xí)英語不需要面子，妹妹大膽的向前走，學(xué)習(xí)英語更不能象羞答答的玫瑰，俗話說“沒臉沒皮，所向無敵”。我就喜歡犯錯誤，喜歡丟人，哪兒人多我就到哪兒去丟人，記得我班同學(xué)說我是不是有點變態(tài)，我就說：I like my style ,so what?你必須熱愛犯錯誤，加油犯錯誤，爭取早一天把錯誤犯完。
其次，中國人學(xué)習(xí)英語有太多的抱怨。有的人說我基礎(chǔ)不好，我的記憶力差。我沒有語言天賦。是不是學(xué)好英語一定要有天賦呢，是不是一定要有天賦才能把英語才成學(xué)好呢，我舉一個簡單的例子.就象開車，就象游泳，就象彈鋼琴，如果你想成為一個游泳高手，應(yīng)該怎么辦就應(yīng)該跳進游泳池里拼命地游.中國人怎么做呢，中國人就會到書店里買了很多關(guān)于游泳方面的書how to swim，然后去參加培訓(xùn)班，苦學(xué)十年拿到了游泳博士學(xué)位，然后充滿的信心跳進長江，結(jié)果跳下去就沒有了，最后連尸體都找不到，跳下去就死掉了，還有一個故事，一個游泳教練帶著五十個一個班的同學(xué)，學(xué)習(xí)練習(xí)游泳，每次上課的時候都是教練奮不顧身跳下去，大都在旁邊記筆記，老師游的很好，老師邊游邊說，記住喲，左手和右手的區(qū)別，記住要注意換氣啊，老師換氣原來是這么回事，老師真?zhèn)ゴ�，這象不象我們上課啊，同學(xué)們翻到第二頁，第二頁講的是enjoy doing sth ，ask sb to do sth ,tell sb to do sth ,prevent sb from doing sth th.。
再次，中國人的學(xué)習(xí)方法錯了，The Chinese misdirected their energy! 中國人的智慧都被浪費在“無聊的語法分析”、“枯燥的單詞記憶”、“自欺欺人的精讀課文分析”和“弱智的打勾勾涂圈圈的練習(xí)和考試”上了!
中國人的語法學(xué)的最好，比美國的教授還厲害，但我們的英語水平連美國的五歲小孩都不如，你想想我們開始學(xué)喊爸爸，媽媽，叔叔，阿姨再見時，我們的爸媽是否這樣說，孩子爸爸，媽媽叔叔，阿姨都有是主語，再見是謂語。最可怕的是外國人回頭說了一句，damn it ,shut up ,get out of my face now。外國人罵你，你還不知道，啊，那個外國人在表揚我啊。你想回罵一下外國人，還不知道用聲么時態(tài)。
另外中國還喜歡抱怨自己的單詞量不夠，總是把自己學(xué)不好英語歸根于自己的詞匯量不夠，自己的單詞少，其實，這是個很有趣的事情，你想美國的五歲的小孩子單詞量有中國的大學(xué)生的單詞多好，絕對沒有的，但中國的大學(xué)生卻沒有外國的五歲的小朋友說的好，為什么會這樣呢，因為你的練習(xí)不夠，而不是你的單詞量不夠。此時有的同學(xué)會說了我們是不是不要記單詞了，不是這樣的，我們反對孤立地記憶單詞，因為人腦不是電腦，大量的記也會大量地忘，那應(yīng)該怎么記呢，我們應(yīng)該用句子來記，舉了例子：在我們精讀課本上的：I’m looking for a temporary job ,so that I can save up some money to go traveling.如果你這句話你會說，還記不住temporary這個單詞，那我要告訴你，你可以回家了，你弱智。另外我們的記憶單詞的方法還有聽寫記憶法，篩選法，我后面再說。還的同學(xué)會說，我的記憶很好，我會記很多的單詞，但我就是不會說英語，但我要說，那些單詞是死單詞，你很快就會忘掉，再說，你不能一見老外，就說，sky ,people ,leg ,desk!!
我們在學(xué)課文的時候也挺好玩，同學(xué)們，我們現(xiàn)在開始學(xué)課文，同學(xué)們注意了，我們先講單詞，再講課文，最后講練習(xí)，這是非限制定語從句，這是主語，這是謂語，這是賓語補足語。這些自欺欺的課文分析，其實那些教英語的老師有時自己也搞不明白。結(jié)果，我們學(xué)習(xí)精讀課文變成了一件苦差使，費時費力卻顆粒無收，而最后就變成了中國人會說英語的越來越少，會教英語的越來越多。
中國人特別喜歡做選擇題，看懂看不懂都沒有關(guān)系的，我照樣能選對。并且擅長用淘汰法，排除法�？蛇@樣做很可怕的在于。比如說你做選擇題的時候，有四個答案，我們把75%的時間在復(fù)習(xí)錯誤的答案，25%的時間在看正確的答案.結(jié)果離開教室回到家又沒有時間鞏固正確的答案。我問你一個簡單的問題你媽媽從培養(yǎng)你長大，有沒有說，孩子，正確的說法是這樣，另外娘再教你三個錯誤的說法.
我們很好玩，一天到晚整天在看那些是錯誤的，排掉一個印象深刻了一點，又排掉了一個印象又把錯誤記住了一點。再排掉一個又記住了一點，就是沒有看正確的.我們再說說閱讀，其實我們做閱讀題的時候，一般都是，飄飄然，昏昏然，不知所以然，所以我們閱讀題沒有幾個人真正完全能夠明白的，所以我們經(jīng)常說閱讀是迷迷糊糊中蒙對的，聽力是在極度恐懼中冒對的。
第三部分 中國人應(yīng)該如何學(xué)習(xí)英語
那么我們中國人怎么學(xué)習(xí)英語呢，有的學(xué)生說我一學(xué)英語就頭痛，胳膊痛，腿痛,那肯定有問題，學(xué)英語應(yīng)該頭痛才對，所以頭痛沒有用，眼痛沒有用，耳朵痛沒有用，嘴痛才有用，英語是說出來，不是寫出來，不是學(xué)出來，不是看出來的.，看懂是騙人的，聽懂是騙人的，只有說出來才是自己.語言的境界就在于四個字，那就是“脫口而出”，如果不能脫口而出，那學(xué)英語干什么，一見面，you ,you is ,you am, you are!
語言本來是世界上最簡單的事情，語言本來應(yīng)該屬于勞動人民的，語言是最不需要天賦的，語言本來是勞動人民的基本技能，但中國人卻把學(xué)習(xí)英語這樣一件簡單的事給搞復(fù)雜了。人為地把英語學(xué)習(xí)分為口語，聽力，語法，單詞，快速閱讀，慢速閱讀，寫作等等，你想想我奶奶沒有學(xué)過這些，卻說一口流利的中文，而我們學(xué)習(xí)了英語這些方面，可是最后我們還是沒有看到太多的希望.
所以此時大家應(yīng)該明白這樣的一樣道理，英語不是學(xué)不出來的，就象讀完十本關(guān)于游泳方面的書照樣還不會游泳一樣。游泳是游出來的，鋼琴是彈出來的，汽車是開出來的，語言是說出來的，只有脫口而出，只有鍛造嘴巴才算是真正的學(xué)習(xí)語言。
另外學(xué)習(xí)的對象不應(yīng)該是孤立的發(fā)音，單詞，語法，而應(yīng)該是句子!!因為人和人交往的是最基本單位是句子，在句子中掌握發(fā)音是地道的發(fā)音，在句子中掌握的單詞是有生命力的單詞，在句子中掌握的語法是有用的語法。一旦以句子為中心，一切都變得很簡單自然。到頭來，學(xué)習(xí)英語不過是三個字：說句子。
就是你現(xiàn)在才加入到英語學(xué)習(xí)的行列，就算是你現(xiàn)在才決定再重拾放棄已久的英語，你照樣是最有希望的!要下一個堅定的惡狠狠的決心。只這有這樣你才有希望成功!否則這壺水永遠(yuǎn)不開!!Toughen your body, toughen your mind.(勞其筋骨，苦其心智)There is no substitute for hard work.(勤奮工作是無可替代的。)
只要運用正確的學(xué)習(xí)方法，任何人都可以學(xué)好英語!不要抱怨記憶力不好，因為你的不好，別人的也不好;不要抱怨自己忙，忙碌的人的時間最高效!只要能抽出零碎時間，每天學(xué)幾個句子，你照樣可以成功!李陽這樣的笨蛋都能把英語學(xué)好，作為聰明的你不能把英語學(xué)好嗎?盡管征服英語的路途無比艱辛，但長痛不如短痛，與其老牛拉破車不如快刀斬亂麻。不要抱怨自己基礎(chǔ)不好地不要抱怨自己記憶力差或沒有語言天份，只要你能講中國話，你就能地道英語脫口而出，永遠(yuǎn)相信你是獨一無二的，你是最棒的，你是最有希望的。
如何突破發(fā)音
我們國家的那個發(fā)音是那個就不用我說了。，我們國家有三十多個省，每個省還有很多的市，據(jù)不完全統(tǒng)計，中國有三四百種口音，大家想想，學(xué)了十年英語，竟然發(fā)音沒有過關(guān)，如果你想想，你從小長到十歲，你的普通話發(fā)音硬是沒有過關(guān)，你媽媽會怎么說啊，我：我好命苦啊，我孩子弱智啊。大家反思一下，連發(fā)音都沒有過關(guān)，我們還學(xué)什么英語，發(fā)音不過關(guān)，口語就不過關(guān)，口語不過關(guān)，你的聽力就永遠(yuǎn)不可能過關(guān)，因為你講的是中國式英語。一聽四六級的磁帶，怎么講的和我不一樣 I prefer cold weather to hot weather.中國人發(fā)現(xiàn)一到英語角的時候，聽力就特別好，what’s your name ?my name is zhanghui,do you like English I like it very much ,我怎么都聽的懂喲。
哎呀，聽力也突破不了，口語也突破不了，到底原因在那里呢，就是發(fā)音沒有過關(guān)，大家知道，亞洲人和西方人的發(fā)音習(xí)慣是不一樣的，中國人是用嘴巴說話的，而西方人是用腹腔，胸腔，喉腔，口腔和算腔五腔并用。比如說，張輝，你在干什么，美國人講話，hello ,you welcome to china. I hope you enjoy your staying here .一句話聽起來象一個單詞一樣。。。。。。這是幾個單詞啊，怎么和我們老師講的不一樣，我們老師講的是：sit down please ,stand up please ,good morning teacher!!中國人講話是用嘴巴講的，就象，do you like English ,English is important ,I think learning English is very difficult中國人說英語都是從嘴巴的前半部分說出來，而美國人卻是用腹腔，胸腔，喉腔，口腔，和算腔，五腔并用.例如：I have been looking forward to meeting you I’ve heard so much about you !!.所以什么時候你講英語你的同學(xué)聽不懂了，你就成功了..日本人很有禮貌，一講話就鞠躬，如果講本國話鞠躬，就顯示這個民族很有禮貌，可要是講英語就完蛋了，比如what’s your name? How are you doing?象殺豬一樣。我在開玩笑，美國人講中文也很難，我來中國三年了，我很喜歡上海，上海是個很好的城市。美國人是用這兒講話的，比如說，你好嗎?你吃過了嗎?
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